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Totally Innocent Matt Gaetz Sought Preemptive Pardon from Trump

Five states in the U.S. account for nearly half of the new COVID-19 infections, health officials have seen a rise in what they call “vaccine hesitancy” due to people feeling sick after their second shot, Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas is teaming up with Honeywell to offer what they call “The Super Mask” for a lot of money, Peter Frampton liked our “Mask Shirt” idea, Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz reportedly asked Trump for a pardon about four months ago which was denied by the White House, Don Jr. was on the Victory Channel last night to celebrate the three month anniversary of his father causing a riot, Rudy’s son Andrew Giuliani says he is considering a run for Governor of New York, a film is in the works about the Easter treat Peeps, and since WrestleMania is coming up this weekend, we invited The Miz to go undercover and give some of our staffers performance reviews.
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  1. Erica Rose

    Erica Rose

    5 天 前

    If everyone starts wearing those super masks it’ll be like we are living in a modern day Black Death pandemic

  2. sherman lo

    sherman lo

    5 天 前

    Auntyfa

  3. Mr Papagiorgio

    Mr Papagiorgio

    5 天 前

    Honestly, I don't mind Kimmel as a late night host I'm not usually a fan of these shows but Jimmy is actually pretty funny

  4. Mr Papagiorgio

    Mr Papagiorgio

    5 天 前

    That 2000 and late comment lmaooo

  5. William Page

    William Page

    5 天 前

    I can't believe we live in a country that's so sad that this idiot passes for comedy

  6. SeanT Lewis

    SeanT Lewis

    5 天 前

    That MIZ bit was a lot more fun than expected. I would have hated to be one of the staffers pranked like that though.

  7. Dominic Flores

    Dominic Flores

    6 天 前

    Guillermo Vs. Andy

  8. L H

    L H

    6 天 前

    Auss hole

  9. Tracey ivy

    Tracey ivy

    7 天 前

    .. I didn't plan n getting vaccinated..bkus covid only killing old people ..Now them old rascals went got vaccinated now its killing young people which leaves me no choice

  10. Michael Reich

    Michael Reich

    7 天 前

    I thought he was the son of Count Chocula. Wasn't he bleeding Hershey's syrup?

  11. Matt Behling

    Matt Behling

    7 天 前

    Miz segment is hilarious

  12. Frédéric-Alexandre Decelles

    Frédéric-Alexandre Decelles

    7 天 前

    seems like Gaetz never sought out a. pardon. Please strike your comedic sense to the Biden administration. Chinese spies working for democrats are easy jokes to make. The story is strange to be sure, but nothing as been charged so far. innocent until proven guilty. Seems like a political hit job. I've seen plenty of those type of slanders in my life.

  13. Vlasko60

    Vlasko60

    7 天 前

    WWE and TV preachers are much the same.

  14. Mighty Mouse20

    Mighty Mouse20

    7 天 前

    GEEZ Kimmel can't you even tell the TRUTH ONCE???? That NEVER HAPPENED.

  15. Dolby Fox

    Dolby Fox

    7 天 前

    1:38 Nice song reference!

  16. Edgar Cruz

    Edgar Cruz

    8 天 前

    😂 The Miz performance reviews are hella funny 😆

  17. Riza Demce

    Riza Demce

    8 天 前

    What a AAAHHHHSOLE!!!!HHHAAHHHAAAHHHAAAAA!

  18. FLASHP01NT 69

    FLASHP01NT 69

    8 天 前

    How come the videos with 1 million views usually have trump in the title

  19. Different Spin

    Different Spin

    8 天 前

    Wish my appraisal was like this

  20. Navarro Adams

    Navarro Adams

    8 天 前

    Yo the Miz? Somethin wrong with him and Jimmy's Ahhhhhhjsole and Ritz Cracker jokes made me lmao

  21. Heather Holzhaus

    Heather Holzhaus

    8 天 前

    This was the funniest thing I've seen in a while!

  22. Juan Garcia

    Juan Garcia

    8 天 前

    Jimmy be careful.... Guillermo might take your job.... funniest dude ever.. I mean he is mexican....😆

  23. Allan Adamson

    Allan Adamson

    8 天 前

    yeah these masks are coming like the razer masks

  24. Allan Adamson

    Allan Adamson

    8 天 前

    or I could be watching Win Ben Stein's Money

  25. Jordan Stuteville

    Jordan Stuteville

    8 天 前

    Have you ever used Marijuana?

  26. AtariXcore

    AtariXcore

    8 天 前

    Apparently illiteracy runs in the family. Former President has made a few passes at his daughter if she wasn't his daughter.

  27. R S

    R S

    8 天 前

    That stage manager had a heart attack I bet hahah

  28. Michael Peters

    Michael Peters

    8 天 前

    A tee shirt with a foreskin?

  29. fannity x

    fannity x

    8 天 前

    Wtf

  30. Mingus Bingus

    Mingus Bingus

    8 天 前

    Used to like this show before it got so involved in politics. Hope ratings plummet. :)

  31. Michael Ortt

    Michael Ortt

    8 天 前

    Trying to get Trump's approval is not a good thing. The only people that still support him are uneducated wackjob conspiracy theorists. He is no longer the president and fell 300 spots on the Forbes list, even after all the illegal money he got from his presidency ( presidents are not supposed to profit from their presidency) He made 1.9 billion dollars profit off his presidency. He has lost most of the money his father left him and his worth, minus his debt,( he owes over 1 billion dollars to debters according to Forbes 2020) is probably in the negative. He still lives like a millionaire because he has defaulted on numerous loans from numerous banks. His father bought him his college degree with donations and he paid a proxy to take his SATs. Also, he doesn't have an MBA, as he claims and barely graduated. Doesn't anyone wonder why he won't release his college transcripts or his financial reports and taxes? Numerous interviews with his professors validate the fact that he was a bad student and that they were prompted to graduate him because of Fred Trump's donations to the school.

  32. Ruby Korman

    Ruby Korman

    8 天 前

    I totally made that joke about the emoji movie and the peeps movie on my discord server when they announced the movie.

  33. Luis Tolentino

    Luis Tolentino

    8 天 前

    Almost went bling when the juliani guy appeared. Place a warning please... 😫

  34. The Night Messenger

    The Night Messenger

    8 天 前

    Ahhhhhh I love you, Kimmel!

  35. tdphomedesign55 @gmail.com Song

    tdphomedesign55 @gmail.com Song

    9 天 前

    World mom's said 3 things: 1. Watch your mouth 2. Watch your hands 3. Watch your hotdog, or you're screwed!!

  36. Kristine

    Kristine

    9 天 前

    Just a warning, from the Xupermask website: XUPERMASK is NOT a medical device XUPERMASK is NOT a respirator XUPERMASK is NOT N95 XUPERMASK is NOT a surgical mask and can’t be used in clinical setting XUPERMASK is NOT a personal protective equipment (PPE) and shouldn’t be used to meet a professional healthcare facility obligations XUPERMASK is NOT FDA-approved and DOES NOT replace other CDC recommended preventive measures including hand washing, social distancing, or refraining from touching your face XUPERMASK is NOT a Toy and not intended for children under the age of 16

  37. Adam Mcdaniel

    Adam Mcdaniel

    9 天 前

    I live in Michigan and we have plenty of florida types that go back and forth. Also, Michigan could probably use a science curriculum overhaul. 🤷‍♂️

  38. Guido Mayorga

    Guido Mayorga

    9 天 前

    why Donald Jr does not look like Donald Sr ??, the stupidity is similar !!

  39. bkboy2384 1

    bkboy2384 1

    9 天 前

    This guys still talking trump...wow

  40. Ethan Bondick

    Ethan Bondick

    9 天 前

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  41. Juan Maldonado

    Juan Maldonado

    9 天 前

    t jr. BETTER THINK ABOUT FIGHTING IN PRISON WHEN HE GETS THERE FOR HIS SPEECH BEFORE THE INSURRECTION

  42. J S Ellis

    J S Ellis

    9 天 前

    Whatever happened to all those Q-anonsense predictions about T____ returning to office?! Oh, that's right... it was all bullshit, like them!

  43. Tom Meyer

    Tom Meyer

    9 天 前

    Deep down we all want a performance review like that

  44. Peter Jongsma

    Peter Jongsma

    9 天 前

    All the American Block Busters are being filmed in Australia. Almost Covid free. Your celebrities are putting up our house prices. Along with the Chinese. Australia has the same climate as California. So they feel at home.

  45. Kamila Khatun

    Kamila Khatun

    9 天 前

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  46. Jonathan Still

    Jonathan Still

    9 天 前

    Poor Mattie, he thought " Get Out of Jail Free " cards were actually free of charge..... only in the Game of Monopoly, Bub. Good Luck making a Woman out of a Teen-ager. Try Harder.....to be logical and discreet, next time, without the delusion. " LUCK ! "

  47. Nancy Ingram

    Nancy Ingram

    9 天 前

    I got my second Pfizer vaccine yesterday..... after 36 hours, NO SIDE EFFECTS! And I have several pre-existing health issues.

  48. world citizen G

    world citizen G

    9 天 前

    The mask reminds me of Hannibal LECTER 😬

  49. L Radiant

    L Radiant

    9 天 前

    I am Legend

  50. Mortfores Rejerja

    Mortfores Rejerja

    9 天 前

    Evidence that he sought a pardon other than sourcing newspaper stories with no evidence?

  51. Brad V. MI

    Brad V. MI

    9 天 前

    Hey Jimmy buy me a boat I'll wait it out here in Michigan!

  52. Alison Scofield

    Alison Scofield

    9 天 前

    Considering how you kissed Hunter's butt by totally ignoring the distinct possibility of seditious acts involving his father, his own illicit drug use, his questionable payments from Burisma, his dad's threat to withhold aid to the Ukraine until a certain prosecutor investigating this was fired, before you gleefully jump on the "Gaetz is guilty" bandwagon. Of course you wouldn't consider waiting until Gaetz was completely investigated. You refuse to give Gaetz a smidgen of room to either prove his innocence or accept the result of this investigation. Typical Democratic hypocrisy. Play kissy kissy with Hunter and declare everything Matt says is a lie.

    • huascar66

      huascar66

      9 天 前

      Huh? What? Honey, regurgitating FOX News and other right-wing misinformation really won't gain you any new friends, you know. Hunter has owned up to his mistakes and all investigations into Hunter's time with Burisma have produce no evidence of criminality or wrong-doing. No one is saying "Gaetz is guilty". However, Gaetz' behavior surely indicates that Gaetz is panicking and is acting like a man with something to hide. The hypocrisy is from your side. And the treason. And the sedition. So, like, sit down and shut up.

  53. marygoround1292

    marygoround1292

    9 天 前

    Michigan is where all the proud boys and oath keepers live.

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    Brandon Wong

    9 天 前

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  55. OIC Vancouver

    OIC Vancouver

    9 天 前

    These manipulations and exploitations of the workers on your team is as unpleasant as when your show does this with children. Not funny nor humorous.

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    bhjk gyhj

    9 天 前

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    9 天 前

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  58. velocity1012

    velocity1012

    9 天 前

    TMNT are already New Yorkers so what did that mean, "if Shredder moved to Brooklyn?" Sounds like a joke written by a white man.

  59. TexMass1

    TexMass1

    9 天 前

    Run with the fake stories Jim, that's your MO, go give Cuomo a kiss already.

  60. Smith James

    Smith James

    9 天 前

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  61. Barbara Olson

    Barbara Olson

    9 天 前

    Jimmy you and your team are the best, thank you! Please do not worry about masks, the reduction in common cold cases should make all employers request people wear them.

  62. Zmaj

    Zmaj

    10 天 前

    Peep the Fockers

  63. Anna Lee

    Anna Lee

    10 天 前

    Please! Please! Get Matt Gaetz to wear the mask shirt and cover at least half his face!!!

  64. Hworld

    Hworld

    10 天 前

    the miz is amazing lol

  65. Kevin Stern

    Kevin Stern

    10 天 前

    I can feel the conservatives foaming at the mouth over this.

  66. Patrick Schaefer

    Patrick Schaefer

    10 天 前

    Remember Chris Farley doing a skit of Rudy's son? It was hilarious 🤣

  67. Mike Hunt-Ertz

    Mike Hunt-Ertz

    10 天 前

    Do your Carl Malone impression jimmy... how’s your kids doing? Any more medical problems.. should have aborted them, it’s the democrat way

  68. MAGAT slayer

    MAGAT slayer

    10 天 前

    PEEPLESS IN SEATTLE ahh, if only mom was still alive, the original film was one of her favorites... and I'm sure she would have laughed riotously at this joke. ...then again... maybe it's better this way... I wouldn't want to tell people "Jimmy Kimmel killed my mom" ...heh...

  69. HILO

    HILO

    10 天 前

    The 2nd shot of moderna created a few side effects but well worth it.

  70. marvin alvarez

    marvin alvarez

    10 天 前

    Youdi the left

  71. Josh Margiela

    Josh Margiela

    10 天 前

    Nahhh Seattle peep was on demon time

  72. 平野愛実

    平野愛実

    10 天 前

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  73. IcemanJuice

    IcemanJuice

    10 天 前

    Michigan is a huge state, 176 per sq mile in what is a massive state, most cities are much higher density than that. Also lots of travel from Florida

  74. Shadriel V

    Shadriel V

    10 天 前

    Jr. was hungry for Pho and got confused. Auntie Pho!!

  75. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    10 天 前

    Something PeepThis Way Comes .

  76. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    10 天 前

    Peep and Peeper

  77. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    10 天 前

    Peepalypse Now .

  78. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    10 天 前

    PEEP TO BE WILD

  79. william louie

    william louie

    10 天 前

    After all that cheering HR guy fires them.

  80. Anthony Gordon

    Anthony Gordon

    10 天 前

    I should of got in to show business. Apparently drugs are accepted. That chick knew who the miz was. She seems like the type of chick that watched Real World

  81. Steven Hartney

    Steven Hartney

    10 天 前

    Matt's going to skate for sure.. Joel will be given (or already has been given) two choices, *a)* Do your time and shut up.. with the promise of big $ at the other end of your sentence, which will be reneged if he doesn't take the $ up front, else *b)* Off your damn self, cause if you flip.. we'll get you and everyone you know. ..think Jeffery.

  82. abby3795

    abby3795

    10 天 前

    Omg freaking hilarious

  83. Frank A. Roose

    Frank A. Roose

    10 天 前

    Kayfabe is fun when it doesnt involve an orange tiny handed toddler kayfabe-ing as leader of the free world. 😶

  84. joyce roberts

    joyce roberts

    10 天 前

    Why does Andrew Giuliani look like Eric Trump or Gary Busey

  85. Carly Hamilton

    Carly Hamilton

    10 天 前

    Hahahahaha❤❤❤❤❤😘

  86. Omer S

    Omer S

    10 天 前

    6:06: are you sure that's Andrew Giuliani and not Eric Trump?

  87. Cyndi Anderson

    Cyndi Anderson

    10 天 前

    Donnie Junior has one of the most annoying voices I have ever heard! And why the clapping LOL it doesn’t make his point any better or right ha ha

  88. staysic

    staysic

    10 天 前

    Tables, chairs and performance reviews

  89. Rita Wells

    Rita Wells

    10 天 前

    AWHOLE. LMAO

  90. Arthur Brun

    Arthur Brun

    10 天 前

    7

  91. Stewart Theriault

    Stewart Theriault

    10 天 前

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  92. Kelly Kerr

    Kelly Kerr

    10 天 前

    I got very sick after the first shot. A nurses aide told me if the first dose was hard the second dose wouldn’t be as bad. I said really? No, I just made that up and trying to be positive. If it was the shot that did get me sick, it would be silly to tolerate that and waste it by not getting the second short. I felt absolutely horrible. Grow up people, you can handle it. Just put on your big boy or girl pants and do it.

  93. Kelly Kerr

    Kelly Kerr

    10 天 前

    Hey Florida is also about senior citizens having sex and spreading diseases because they don’t use protection. Jeez get it right, I have to live here lol

  94. Thaddeus Clifton

    Thaddeus Clifton

    10 天 前

    Give Miz a damn emmy for this. Please!!!!

  95. nick mine

    nick mine

    10 天 前

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  96. 4lottisintellect

    4lottisintellect

    10 天 前

    Love Jimmy and his monologue, but those skits are awful. stupid, and unwatchable.

  97. MCL R.C FABRICATION AND PERFORMANCE

    MCL R.C FABRICATION AND PERFORMANCE

    10 天 前

    I have to stop watching this now so I can Breathe oh God!!

  98. NOTSONUTSO Mills

    NOTSONUTSO Mills

    10 天 前

    Omg, Peepless in Seattle cracked me up!

  99. magicbar13

    magicbar13

    10 天 前

    Easy to see Gaetz has a high forehead. Now we see he also has short eyes.

  100. Andrew Passow

    Andrew Passow

    10 天 前

    thanks Jimmy, love your stuff (comedic material, for all the people who read "into" things)

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